I wrote this about 40 years ago and it still seems like yesterday.

And now let's all introduce ourselves. Let's start over on our left.

          That's me

Are you ready? When I say go, stand up and say a little about yourselves and

          Not first, I can't stand it

what you did over the summer. It doesn't have to

                God, don't start over on this side

be long, just a brief sketch. Oh, and by the way,

            Please lady, I'm just a kid and

it isn't going to be graded but just do your best. Let mother nature take her

            I think I'm going to be sick

course so to speak, ha ha.

           Swallow it

Are we ready?

           No

                          "My name is Stephen and and I had a neat summer, ahh... "

We can't hear you.

           Neither can I lady, it's not my fault.                           

                          "I-went up north and..."

Louder 

                          "and we kind of played around and stuff and..."

           I can't stop yet, she'll think I'm dumb, and....

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